Life Is Good: Chunk-a-licious

Check out these gorgeous thighs! If only such thighs were considered acceptable on a grown woman! I love them!

Jacob Quotes

"Renember"

"Mom, please don't treat us like we're servants."

"You'll pay for this!!" (When I put Jacob in time out)

"Dad is like an animal because he has cool hair all over his body."

"Mom I found my real family!!!"

Jacob: Wouldn't that be awesome if you had 13 kids??
Me: No, then I would go crazy.
Jacob: Like your Mom?

"I'm not so good at going to sleep." (Every night about an hour after I put him to bed.)

While driving out to Becca's house: "Do we have to go all the way to California?? Is Becca far away?" (Becca moved back from CA in May).

I told Jacob he was a good older brother for talking to Adam and keeping him happy for me for a minute. "I've been taking care of Adam for probably a year or something!"

Jacob: "How come you have lots of kids in your family?
Me: "Grandma had lots of kids. Do you know how many she had."
Jacob: "78?"

"Mom do you wanna see my hooker?"

"Do you know why I'm glad I'm a human? Because no fleas will get on us!"

"Have you ever turned into a zombie?"

"Food is my favorite part of living!" (while eating a turkey sandwich. I know exactly how he feels!)

"McKenzie (cousin) doesn't have the Christmas spirit because she doesn't listen to me!"

"When will I be a fairy like Jesus?"

"I have a headache. It's a headache in my belly."

"Kitty Kats" = Kit Kats

"I don't like this hamburger. This one tastes like poison."

Hide 'n Sink = Hide 'n Seek

"Next Christmas, I want to leave Santa some candy cane cookies..oh and I want some too."

"Mommy, do you exercise so that you can get babies?"

"FINE..I'll go to T-Ball, but I not gonna like it!"

Hunter Quotes

"Do I have a sweet tooth?"

"Smashed Potatoes" (Mashed)

"Mom, why you gonna cut off your nose?" (Getting a mole removed from my nose).

"Brek-this" - Breakfast

We were watching our wedding video. Hunter said (in a sad voice), "Mom I miss you when you got married. I miss all those people. I miss Dad." (Trevor was standing right next to me).

I was getting Hunter a smoothie from Jamba Juice and he asked if we could get one for Jacob too. "Jacob is my favorite older brother."

"Where's Daddy going? To China or what?"

"My spirit is telling me to have another cookie."

"BicDonald's" = McDonald's

"Sea Stars" = Starfish

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Friday, April 11, 2014

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