Trevor & I have been married for 14 years. We have 3 boys who keep us plenty busy and 1 sweet baby girl. We love to laugh about the crazy, silly & cute things they do.
"You'll pay for this!!" (When I put Jacob in time out)
"Dad is like an animal because he has cool hair all over his body."
"Mom I found my real family!!!"
Jacob: Wouldn't that be awesome if you had 13 kids??
Me: No, then I would go crazy.
Jacob: Like your Mom?
"I'm not so good at going to sleep." (Every night about an hour after I put him to bed.)
While driving out to Becca's house: "Do we have to go all the way to California?? Is Becca far away?" (Becca moved back from CA in May).
I told Jacob he was a good older brother for talking to Adam and keeping him happy for me for a minute. "I've been taking care of Adam for probably a year or something!"
Jacob: "How come you have lots of kids in your family?
Me: "Grandma had lots of kids. Do you know how many she had."
Jacob: "78?"
"Mom do you wanna see my hooker?"
"Do you know why I'm glad I'm a human? Because no fleas will get on us!"
"Have you ever turned into a zombie?"
"Food is my favorite part of living!" (while eating a turkey sandwich. I know exactly how he feels!)
"McKenzie (cousin) doesn't have the Christmas spirit because she doesn't listen to me!"
"When will I be a fairy like Jesus?"
"I have a headache. It's a headache in my belly."
"Kitty Kats" = Kit Kats
"I don't like this hamburger. This one tastes like poison."
Hide 'n Sink = Hide 'n Seek
"Next Christmas, I want to leave Santa some candy cane cookies..oh and I want some too."
"Mommy, do you exercise so that you can get babies?"
"FINE..I'll go to T-Ball, but I not gonna like it!"
Hunter Quotes
"Do I have a sweet tooth?"
"Smashed Potatoes" (Mashed)
"Mom, why you gonna cut off your nose?" (Getting a mole removed from my nose).
"Brek-this" - Breakfast
We were watching our wedding video. Hunter said (in a sad voice), "Mom I miss you when you got married. I miss all those people. I miss Dad." (Trevor was standing right next to me).
I was getting Hunter a smoothie from Jamba Juice and he asked if we could get one for Jacob too. "Jacob is my favorite older brother."
2 comments:
hahahahah it's pretty sad but SO funny! He is so stinking cute. G.N.O. friday ow oww!!
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